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[info]laynie
So I'm on Myspace looking up obscure French music when I suddenly get THREE messages. Unusual for me. One is from a band, and the other two turn out to be from stupid horny guys. I couldn't help myself...I had to be mean.









I decided not to be so mean to this guy cause his profile was ridiculously lame. I just want to bait him enough for him to message me back so I can be REALLY mean and tell him that he looks like a homosexual.




Oh, you all have to check out the MUSIC on my profile. It FUCKING ROCKS. It's African Hip-Hop...and is better than 99% of the popular English music. I love it.

ok. ew. I have never gotten that from myspacers, thank goodness.

AND I TOTALLY FRIENDED YOU! XD

Really? I wish I didn't get stuff like that...it's insulting.
And I friended you back!

Wow...there really ARE people like that? I'm constantly reminded of how much shit women actually have to put up with. I apologize for us Y-Chromosomers.

what?! don't be a female sympathizer! those dudes blow, but so do a lot of bitches. look, she's even making us reply in pink! apologizing on behalf of all men... tsk tsk.

I will admit that there are a LOT of stupid bitches out there. But until I see a guy who gets Myspace messages like that from girls...then I appreciate sympathy. However, wouldn't guys like messages like that? Hmm. Oh well, Jim, stop causing problems! Pink is my favorite color...and it could be a manly color...if you tried hard enough...^_^

Hahaha, I know, I know. And I don't apologize for being a man. I LOVE being a man. I'm merely apologizing on BEHALF of men. They aren't going to make it up to her, so I'll step in and mend a fence. (Not that Brooke didn't do a bang-up job defending HERSELF!)

bob's room is a pigsty. hah and from his picture he looks like a country bumpkin. but, did you notice you added "big" to his description? haha freudian slip

Shut it! I added big on purpose...cause...I don't know. Hah. And they both live in Nashville and are in bands or some shit...so they probably are losers.

number two is yummy. haha

Can I say, first of all, well done on the above. ^_^ Second of all, you commented me in Jan. about HIH, and I've been so swamped I haven't applied yet, but I'd like to--how exactly to you physically post the app, what do you click on, etc. I had the same problem at elite, and I don't really frequent communities. Thanks a lot!

Thanks. Okay, to post your application first of all, go to [info]platform_934 and fill out the application that's poted on the userinfo. Make sure that you write at least a couple of sentences after each question or else people will complain that it's too short. Then click on "update your journal" like you normally would when you post in your journal. Except under the "Post To:" part (down at the bottom), choose 'platform_934'. Then your app will go into the queue and probably be posted within a couple of days.
I hope that was clear enough. If you have ANY questions at all, just comment back here and I'll certainly help you. ^_^


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