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Brokeback Hospital = House + Brokeback Mountain

On YouTube I have found a crossover, parody video called Brokeback Hospital. It has made my life COMPLETE. Watch this video and then try to tell me that House and Wilson aren't doing each other in the ass every night.

BROKEBACK HOSPITAL...WATCH THE HOUSE / WILSON YUMMINESS NOW

Dear all: I haven't been online in a few days, and probably won't be online for the next few days because I'm DYING. Not sure what I have....probably the bird flu. Hahaha. More like the real flu. So anyone from HIH (Sara)...I won't get around to the sorting log or reminders for at least a few more days. *start coughing violently and crawls back into bed*

PS. I did manage to wake up long enough to watch House. Even though she wasn't in it, the whole episode *still* revolved around Stacy. Blah.
Wilson: House, this is God. hehehehe

So...first of all, HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY to everyone!

My day was relatively uneventful. Here's how it went down:

-Got a card from my Grandma.
-Went to class. Made a 60 on my Geology Test.
-An old man at WalMart said I was pretty.
-Made brownies.
-Emily came over and we watched House.
-Went to Emily's and hung out with her, Casey, and Steven. Hated on Valentine's Day.
-And somebody from HIH sent me a Valentine's wish. ^_^ It made me happy. (Whoever you are...thanks!)

Okay, now for my House rant. Tonight's episode was FUCKING GREAT!

( Cut to House, half-naked, on acid. To spare my friends list. Haha. )

NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! I CAN'T BELIEVE HOUSE AND STACEY....and the nakedness....and EW. I'm not sure I can watch the rest of the episode now. STUPID STUPID HOUSE! Get away from that bitch...


PS. Wilson rolling joints? Hell yeah. *THAT* was great. House stealing one...not surprised.

Ah, the first day of school. It rained. Luckily, I was smart enough to wear my rain boots and a skirt...so "Ha" to all those girls on campus with water-soaked jeans (who gave me funny looks because I had pink tights, purple legwarmers and rainbow striped boots on).

I hate science because: I think evolution is a load of bullshit. So I'm taking Geology and Astronomy so nobody will try to tell me that humans came from monkeys and monkeys came from a seed. Now they tell me that the earth is 4 1/2 Billion Years old and that people and dinosaurs did not exist at the same time (but rather millions of years apart). Call me ignorant or naive, but I would rather believe the Bible than scientists' speculations.

My Geology Professor is awesome. And by awesome I mean, better than my other professors. He did open up a rock and crystal museum in the abandon dorms and he's the lead singer/guitarist of a Geologists band who plays in Caves and at caving conventions. This highly amusing picture of my Professor can be found here (between the two girls).

Oh, and the fact that Fox pre-empted House for American Idol is some shady stuff. I was forced to watch 2 hours of that CRAPPY show when I could have been watching House and fantasizing about Hugh Laurie naked in my bed. Although there was one little boy who had the most beautiful voice I have ever heard (not the Frank Sinatra kid...but the other crooner who sang showtunes). Who they almost didn't let through because his voice wasn't commercial enough. But sweet statutory I fell in love with that kid. I want somebody to sing to me like that. *sniff*

Well, I have lab in the morning...so it's off to bed for this little girl. G'night!

Dear House and Cameron shippers/fans/idiots,

Get over it. House likes Wilson's asshole better than anything Cameron owns. If I see any more of your stupid House/Cameron/motorcycle scene icons, I will vomit all over them.
I used to be of your persuasion, yes. I once thought House should be with Cameron...but then she slept with Chase. And then I decided that they would make a horrible couple.
Sure, the show throws you House / Cameron fans a good scene every now and then...but c'mon, it's House. The man is a SLUT! First he's asking Wilson to take him to dinner, then he's trying to make out with Stacey in her attic...the next thing you know, he's taking Cameron for a ride on his motorcycle! Clearly House can't be trusted. Wait, like he can be trusted in the first place?
So please come down from your fairy cloud and see all of the blatant House/Wilson hints that appear in the show.

Thanks,

Brooke



I got bored and frustrated with the lack of House/Wilson icons...and made this. Beware of suckiness.



New Years Resolution: I will learn how to make graphics. Real graphics...that don't suck.

So I got in a House mood and made this tonight. Mwahaha.

I'm going to be a total fangirl and squeal about tonight's episode of House.

( Warning...spoilers ahead. Also some rambling and unintelligable type. HOUSE! )